Sargeant Pepper

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  Roll Call for the benefit of Newbies and Lurkers. In One Sentence tell why you left the Org.

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  roll call for the benefit of newbies and lurkers.

  in one sentence tell why you left the org.

  not 2 sentences.

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  Sargeant Pepper

  Me, an imperfect human being could not murder seven billion people over an argument concerning who’s boss, so how could a loving God?
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  Proof of Jehovah's fast moving chariot!

  by Sour Grapes in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  at the meeting sunday, the brother giving the "public talk" (no one from the public is ever there) was talking about how the organization is moving so fast.

  as proof of this he held up the new field service time slip.

  yep, that was plenty of proof for me, a smaller time slip to guilt the congregation to use their tablets in service to show video's.

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  the brother giving the "public talk" (no one from the public is ever there)

  Great comment, and if any outsider dared to attend they were treat with great suspicion.
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  How many JW's would get FIRED if the WT would be paying them to preach?

  by fedup in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  2011 preaching results:.

  hours preached: 1.7b.

  new baptized: 263k.

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  Almost all of them.

  I knew an elder who would put a 10 hour card in for you if you failed to report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  If you could leave the truth again what would you do differently?

  by usualusername in

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  2. friends

  if you could leave the truth again what would you do differently?.

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  When the elder knocked on my door I had three choices:

  1 - Tell him the truth

  2 - Tell him to f*ck off

  3 - Lie

  I chose the first option and got d'fd (btw I didn't bother with the JC).

  I should have gone for either option 2 or 3, it's worked well for my fader friends and they have never been d'fd!

  Further proof that God does not direct this organisation.
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  Sparlock - the aposta-superhero

  by Lady Viola in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i don't know about you, but i would love a sparlock t-shirt!!

  any creative apostates who can make a digital drawing of the wizard??

  :-d. .

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  Sargeant Pepper

  This is gonna run and run.......
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  Was I the most fanatic Witness or can you beat this??

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  at 18 after the quick build at our hall i gave up on a career {except window/toilet cleaning} and became a rabid pioneer/servant who, get this...made a plastic sleeve necklace so i could put my blood card in it!!!

  i had one in my wallet and one hanging on my neck.. can anyone beat that?

  fast forward to 2001 when fractions became a "conscience matter..." i remember shaking my head during that watchtower study...i destroyed my blood cards and asked my doctor to put me down as "no religion.

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  Ok I pretty much led a double life during my teens so I never really laid any witness sh*t on anyone.

  My uber witness moment came when my 17 year old baptised witness girlfriend (I was 19) invited me round to her house for full sexual intercourse. I refused and instead settled for a quick grope of her t*ts. She dumped me a couple of weeks later because and I quote "had not proved my love for her"
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  Was I the most fanatic Witness or can you beat this??

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  at 18 after the quick build at our hall i gave up on a career {except window/toilet cleaning} and became a rabid pioneer/servant who, get this...made a plastic sleeve necklace so i could put my blood card in it!!!

  i had one in my wallet and one hanging on my neck.. can anyone beat that?

  fast forward to 2001 when fractions became a "conscience matter..." i remember shaking my head during that watchtower study...i destroyed my blood cards and asked my doctor to put me down as "no religion.

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  unshackled - possibly the greatest post ever
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  Any more fond (not so) DC memories?

  by outsmartthesystem in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my oldest child was barely 4 months old and not an easy baby.

  she cried all the time....and getting her to sleep during the day was a pain.....especially in a facility that was 80 degrees with a/c.

  on sunday afternoon of the dc....knowing we had a two hour drive home (she also didn't sleep in the car well).....i went to an "off limits" area with her.

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  Looking for babes through binoculars
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  Did you read the Daily Text everyday?

  by Iamallcool in

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  2. friends

  actually, i did not read the daily text everyday, i would say once a while.

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  Sargeant Pepper

  No. Only ever at service meetings.
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  New DVD "Become Jehovah's Friend"

  by treadnh2o in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  hey peeps,.

  it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.

  they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.

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  Sargeant Pepper

  Until I watched on You Tube I thought that this thread was a p*sstake.

  "Making Jehovah sad" WTF, how about "Making Jehovah mad"

  Can't wait for the re-scripted versions on You Tube.